With Question Of Port's popularity rising faster than your mum's Yorkshire pudding's, it's only right that Sian Anderson should put on our assault course N.A.S.T.Y's fast rising emcee superstar Griminal. The prize? A bottle of Port from our local corner shop... 

What's your favourite holiday destination?

Ayia Napa. I love it there, they love me there. 

That's love. What's the most absurd and poverty ridden situation you've witnessed in Napa?

Cats... 

Huh?

They've got a lot of wild cats hanging around out there. Like literally just wild cats everywhere. You know like in England there's load of birds flying around and walking around on the floor? In Napa there's cats. I don't know if they're harmful cats cause I really don't hang around long enough to find out [Laughs]. 

If you had to move to a foreign country which country would it be and why?

Amsterdam. 

Hardly exciting Grim... 

Nah but weed's legal there. 

Go figure... If you had to live on a pound a day (the majority of the world do live on under £1 a day) what would you spend it on?

One pound? Wow, it's got to be a packet of Fruitella and a Ribena. 

No soap, toothpaste, nothing?

What do you need that for? A pound ain't gonna get you that, I'll just borrow yours or nick my friends.  

I thought you were going to say weed. Luckily for you it costs more than a quid eh! 

How do you know?

Erm... Which country would you like to invade and why? 

Oh my days, Brazil and Jamaica. I'd take all the girls. Move them all to one island and call the island Griminal. It'll go from there... 

Brazil best watch out, you ain't taking no prisioners! If you could be any politician, dictator or world leader, who would you have been and why?

I don't really know, that's a lot. I can't be myself can I?

Grim, I said politician or world leader... 

[Laughs] I don't wanna be Obama, I'll probably be someone like Malcolm X. 

Why, what did he do?

I don't know too much yeah, about all of what they used to do, but Malcolm X I knew he was on the aggressive vibe so I'd probably be him. He used to hurt people and all of that. No - I know. Hitler! I heard he used to do madnesssssses. Hitler innit. 

(Griminal's fan base drops by 80%)

You'll love this question then... Hilter. What's the worst form of torture you can imagine? 

You know what, I have a really wild imagination so I can't really go in on this one, but d'ya know what would be sick? 

What?

If someone got their hands behind their back and they was sat on a chair and they were thrown off something high... into the sea. 

Someone's got a vivid imagination on 'em, that'll come in handy now as you explain to me exactly how you envisage your funeral?

A party! A green disco ball and a big party. It has to be a Grime party though. And whoever arranges it has to play all the tunes I've ever done. I want to get cremated though I'm obsessed with fire right now. 

Fire...

[Laughs] 

What would make you start a war?

Erm, I don't know. The littlest of things. 

Someone messing with your family maybe?

Nah nah nah nah nah. 

Selfish Hitler. 

I tell you what, the littlest things, someone stepping on my new trainers. If I had the power to, I would eliminate anyone who stepped on my trainer. 

I'll stay away from you in a packed out party then eh?

No - not you, you're a girl. I wouldn't hurt a girl or children, but a guy on my trainer. That's elimination! 

Would you rather shoot a kid or let off a nuclear bomb in central London?

Wow... It'd probably be the bomb still. But I'd have to make sure my family wasn't there. 

It's a nuclear bomb. Everyone's going down. You wasn't thinking of your family when you were sipping your Ribena and munching Fruitella's and you weren't thinking about your family when you were starting your war, so why now?

[Laughs] Wait... Everyone's going down? Including myself?

Maybe...

Nah, I'll kill off the kid. Head shot. I'll shoot him twice. Don't mess about. Everyone including myself... you ain't even got to ask me twice.  

Last film that made you do a little wee in your pants?

Paranormal Activity. That film is mad! 

What is it about?

Haven't you seen it?

Nah. 

You need to get out more mate! It's about a couple, they go away and they're living in a house, but the woman has been getting haunted by a demon since she was a child. I can't even explain, you have to watch it for yourself, but throughout these 14 days they hear madness' in the night time, they see things, she gets dragged out her bed, and they're recording it all, it's just mad. That film done a next thing to me. 

Lucky Dip; Samurai sword or AK-47?

Wow. I'll put my hand in the bag and try grab both. I'm greedy like that. And whoever is holding the bag I'll cut their hand off with the Samurai. 

What would you do with the AK?

I'd just use that to protect myself and terrorise Plaistow (in east London). 

Isn't that your area?

Yeah but come on, you've just given me a weapon. I'm meant to be Hitler ain't I?

Alright Hiltler calm down. I'm not the target! Most bizarre food you've ever eaten?

I don't eat anything weird. The other day in Lakeside I did see Sushi. I didn't know what it was but someone told me it was uncooked fish. I was like "Who eats a fish, that hasn't been cooked?"

I do... A lot of people do. 

Well you may as well eat everything uncooked then. Chicken, beef...

That's just unhealthy. 

I'll take your word for it. 

Last person who saw you naked?

Mz Bratt. 

And three things you're listening to other that yourself?

Me... me... me. 

Describe east London in one word?

Shit. 

Congratulations you now have 0 fans in east London and 0 Anne Frank fans not to mention the amount of Sushi lovers that now hate you. 

[Laughs] Thanks. 

What song did you used to dance to as a kid when you jumped on your mum's bed? 

Erm, it'd have to be Mary J Blige and Wyclef Jean - 911. My mum loves that song. 

We love that song too Grim. We love it too. Well thanks for your time. I don't think you've won our bottle of port I'm afraid but that doesn't matter cause you're Hitler. 

Watch the video to Griminal's new track Invincible here and look out for GrimInAlways - out 2010!